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  1. eastelephant

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “is that clear?” *ugh*

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  2. Orange_Paisley

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    That’s a huge red flag, there.

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  3. Damianjmcgrath

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “It’s not clear. Do you mind explaining it to me please?”

    May as well have some fun with these people and play dumb and ask questions and just see him struggle to come up with answers.

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  4. SlytherinsPride

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “Is that clear?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Enjoy dyin alone, Christian Grey.

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  5. Oriffel

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    yikes.

    Its like he’s trying to be unattractive by his second message, and then throws in a good giant red flag just for good measure.

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  6. 1upGurl

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Talking as though he has control over the situation

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  7. PreOpTransCentaur

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “Thanks for the advice, Phil! I was super involved with Tinder, as you demanded, and met the man of my dreams! We’re getting married in June. You’re the best!”

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  8. robophysicist

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    What an awful human

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  9. kabukispot

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Phil’s been like this since he was a kid…

    * Pre-School: It’s MY turn on the see-saw, is that clear?”
    * Elementary School: “Do you like me? Check box 1 for yes, and box 2 for no, is that clear?”
    * Jr. High School: Counselor Sputman said, no running in the halls, is that clear?”
    * High School: “Not in the FACE! Is that clear?”

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  10. Gravatona

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Domestic abuser much?

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  11. SparklingFuriosa

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Well, goodbye Phil!

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  12. ShyDawg1

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Whoa whoa whoa buddy. Calm down with the “is that clear.” Shit.

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  13. misslecraft

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    *Image Transcription: Tinder*

    **Gray:** Hi there. How are you?

    **Gray:** No response is pretty disappointing. From reading your profile I was actually excited to talk to you

    **Blue:** Hey sorry about that Phil!

    **Blue:** I check this once or twice a week because I try not to be super involved with social media

    **Gray:** Well I’d prefer you be super involved with me and this try a little harder moving forward is that clear?

    ^^I’m a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you’d like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)

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  14. B0000000BS

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    That’s super clear, but it’s not good.

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  15. beardasaurus_moose

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    If you look closely, you can just barely make out a red flag, right there at the end

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  16. kayteakay

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Gross.

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  17. astrologiccal

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    This is the first post on here that has made me feel actual rage

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  18. todayismyluckyday

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    This looks like one of those “pick up artist” strategies.

    I believe they have specific terms for using things like small insults and controlling language like this.

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  19. jorrrrdyyy

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    y I k e s. that screams nothing but red flags. Surprised he didn’t pull the whole” it’s just a joke, laugh it off” kind of thing after saying that.

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  20. xxlittlemissxx

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    That’s an instant unmatch. Holy shit.

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  21. Brosenju

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “Is that clear,” is one of the biggest dick things anyone can say to someone else

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  22. VintagePoet82

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    For the love of God, OP, please say you told him to go fuck himself

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  23. Dosca

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “Is that clear?”

    *unmatches*

    “Yep”

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  24. UGet1Guess

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Yeah dammit now get me a beer.

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  25. R1ckJamesBitch

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Just try a little harder to be more involved with him. Is that too much to ask?

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  26. Dungbomber000

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Phil seems like a really chill dude.

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  27. aelx27

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    He sounds abusive.

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  28. aemclarty

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    What are you? His kid? 😑

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  29. Paffmassa

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    If you are looking for a drill sergeant as a companion, I believe this guy fits all the credentials.

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  30. burtra12

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Is that clear?

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  31. DoSnowmenHaveTeeth

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Lol “is that clear”

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  32. sarahoninternet

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I think he’s trying to make a joke but just made it worse.

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  33. ktkd

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Wow – what a weirdo. I met my boyfriend on tinder and I didn’t message him back for ~a week after he messaged me because I also don’t like social media. Aaaand we turned out perfectly okay.

    Sorry you had to deal with this controlling asshole OP. I would consider light social media use a positive attribute – hopefully some more reasonable tinder dudes agree!

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  34. Chalky_Cupcake

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “It is clear. And thus completes the moving forward part.”

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  35. AubinSan

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Anybody that thinks they can talk to somebody like that just because is insane. Admittingly I have spoke to people like that, but mostly because I was in a situation where I was so angry or upset that I was deliberately trying to get them to snap..

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  36. cbo421

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Damn, actually made me cringe!

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  37. name_my_account

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    *is^that^clear?*

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  38. wf3h3

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    “Yes Phil, that is perfectly clear”. AAAANNNNDDDD BLOCKED.

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  39. ItsPeachyKeen

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Why are some people psycho?

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  40. Tombo_64

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I’m pretty sure this is a poor attempt at a joke rather than super possessive creepy behaviour.

    I hope so anyway.

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  41. Gonnakeepthisaccount

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Is that clear? That’s a no for me… boy bye

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  42. Muricanwerewolf

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    This is one of those “probably joking, but painfully unaware of how those jokes don’t translate when you don’t actually know the person” kind of things.

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  43. 25PointLeadInSBLI

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Yikes. Probably could have recovered from his first message, second was absolutely bonkers.

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  44. shadyshadoWOLF

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    No warning signs there at all. All the best with your blossoming relationship.

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  45. catfisssh

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Sometimes I wish you could slap someone through the phone.

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  46. Jazmainian

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Is that clear yea or no

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  47. VIIIMan

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    What’s clear to me is that Phil needs to be told to go fuck himself.

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  48. KarlGervais

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Maybe he was kidding and his sense of humor didn’t come through.

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  49. sagrr

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Am I the only one reading this as a failed attempt at sarcasm?

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  50. user57374

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    This guys a dick for sure. But you only check tinder once or twice a week? I mean, I feel like that would totally ruin your chances with someone and frustrate whoever you match with. Thats just my opinion though 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  51. bigshoe8888

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Good old Phil McCrackin…he’s a salty SOB isn’t he?

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  52. I_LOVE_CLIPPY

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Wow. This is next level.

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  53. hnirobert

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    >is that clear yea or no

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  54. Flexappeal

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    *is that clear* hahahahahahahaha

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  55. carlylovesjoker

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    You’re better off without these kinds of people lingering around… Is that clear?

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  56. Scraton_Strangler

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Geeze, I was just joking around.

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  57. Girlforgeeks

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Is that clear barf

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  58. GMperc

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I didnt realize Phil was the main character’s first name in the movie Nightcrawler.

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  59. visbby

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    The fucking nerve

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  60. RememberToBackupData

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Holy fudge no.

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  61. Akoustyk

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I always feel like text conversations like this are just fake.

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  62. Falcon896

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Holy shit this is actually hilarious

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  63. GooBear187

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Abort

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  64. Rpizza

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Run for the hills ….

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  65. tinman10104

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    True story, I went on ONE date with a girl a day or two before starting a new job. When I didn’t talk to her for most of the day (due to being in training and wanting to make a good impression) she hit me with “if we are going to be in a relationship, you need to make more of an attempt to talk to me.” I promptly noped the fuck out of that one.

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  66. suIli

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I S T H A T C L E A R

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  67. Waterwings559

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    was he not fucking clear?

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  68. Blenderhead36

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I wonder if Phil is Chinese, because that’s a big red flag.

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  69. vintagesauce

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Red alert.

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  70. gbtwo88

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    So no one is going to point out that this is a text message and not Tinder?

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  71. philzter

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Phils of the world apologize for this mutt.

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  72. American_potatoe

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Dodged that bullet. Thanks, phil!

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  73. DR1FTMONKEY

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Wonder why Phil is single?.. hmm. Weird.

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  74. littlemouseguy

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    How’d they exchange numbers so quick? Asking for a friend.

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  75. Hellenback67

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Phil can fuck all the way off….

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  76. ApeofBass

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Is that clear? Somebody’s been on the Redpill

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  77. absecon

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Why am I imagining Phil like a dudebro…

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  78. iconmotocbr

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    LOL

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  79. FiggyDiggz

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    > is that clear?

    It took some time, but I think I decoded it.

    “Well I’d prefer yo**u** be **sup**er inv**o**lved with me and thi**s** try **a l**ittle harder **m**oving fo**r**war**d** is that cl**e**a**r**?”

    which if you rearrange it becomes “spousal murder”

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  80. Yankee_Man

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    This isnt from Tinder. Why would they exchange numbers right away?

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  81. WrathOfTheKoala

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    I hate Phil.

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  82. nebbie13

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Wow. He wouldn’t be an abusive and controlling douche bag or anything.

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  83. sethamphetamine

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Remember that tosh.0 clip of a Russian bride being married and looking back during the wedding her husband grabbed her hand reprimanding her?

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  84. MidnightRanger_

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Third message ever has a stern instruction and “is that clear?”

    That red flag may as well be painted on the moon

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  85. jiffdagod

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    That guy is horrible but making a conscious effort to ‘not be involved in social media’ for some contrived reason is stupid. Just do whatever you feel like

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  86. GunnerMcGrath

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    As much as this is a red flag for us, there are some women who are instantly attracted to that sort of treatment. I have no doubt that method has worked for him before.

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  87. crager34

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    If you’re on a dating site, it’s a bit antithetical to not check it often…

    Ya know… TO DATE!!

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  88. schmeateater

    December 8, 2017 at 3:20 am

    It’s always painfully clear when a beta tries being an alpha

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