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  1. twelve2584

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Flying toddlers with bolt cutters for faces.

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  2. PotShotShooter

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    As a bird owner for 6 years i have come to learn there is only two things on a birds mind (especially cockatoos)

    1. Destroy everything
    2. If you can’t, shit on it.

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  3. mrprimeminista

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    All cockatoos are jerks. I have one that knocks on my kitchen window and scrapes it’s beak on the flyscreen until I give it food. I assume the old tenants would feed him.

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  4. imakefartnoises

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I think you need to hire a good bird lawyer. You definitely have a case.

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  5. TheOriginalTempored

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    When I was a kid we used to have cockies constantly gnawing at the wooden siding. We ended up putting hot sauce in their favourite spots and they soon stopped eating our house

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  6. hardcore_softie

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    /r/birdsbeingdicks would eat this up.

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  7. PastelFlamingo150

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    It was either this or build your house from gingerbread and have the neighborhood pigeons eat it.

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  8. lolwuuut

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    That deadpan stare is creepy as shit. Birds are scary

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  9. stealthcircling

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I came across a redditor who knew how to use an apostrophe once.

    Once.

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  10. KBlackworth

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Is this Australia? I remember there being so many Cockatoos in Centennial Park…

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  11. noodledense

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Can confirm cockatoos are assholes – especially when they expect to be fed but are not.

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  12. 1kidvidiot1

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Having owned a female cockatoo for most of my life (had her about 34 years) it appears to me this bird has a crush on you. That is a nesting action usually, ie, she is showin gyou she wants to make a nest … just my 2 cents …

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  13. Ley3198

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    The bird version of a mobster collecting its “protection” fee.

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  14. TheDevilsAdvokaat

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    As an Australian…I’ve seen this.

    Unfortunately my mother and sister decided at some stage they were going to be “cockatoo feeders” and over a period of some months managed to attract a flock of about 30 who would come by every day.

    Next door neighbours had a large tv antenna and guess where most of the birds decided to hang out when they were not eating…

    Complaints were made. I asked them to stop feeding the birds.

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  15. Gfycat_Details_Fixer

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

  16. diablo75

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I wonder what it would have done if the you just left the room, as if to not give a fuck. Would the bird stop because he has nobody to left to taunt?

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  17. RandomWon

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Trap em and sell em on eBay. That’ll teach em.

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  18. smelling_farts

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    You should try setting up a godzilla action figure (or some action figure) outside your window or where ever the bird is wreaking havoc.

    If that doesn’t work, call out your local falconeer and have them fly their falcon around your house for a few days.

    Problem solved, humanely.

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  19. _brainfog

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Cockatoo’s are notorious for destroying houses. Majority of cases can be sorted by not feeding them in the first place and shooing them away. They’re a tough bird, they can handle it.

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  20. grimfel

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Booby trap your windows with cans of SSSCAT. You’d just need to find a way to fix them in place.

    https://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-PDT00-13914-SSSCAT-Spray-Deterrent/dp/B000RIA95G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511850191&sr=8-1&keywords=ssscat

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  21. Fluttershy_Sucks

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I had cockatoos that are up one of my old house’s outside walls. We got rid of them by getting a [fake predatory bird](https://www.bunnings.com.au/whites-330mm-solar-powered-pest-control-owl_p3041144) (like that, but an Australian eagle) that scared them off in that area and let the lorikeets hang out in the back yard.

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  22. futuramareturns

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    What did you do OP? It looks like revenge to me.

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  23. Monster-_-

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Is there a word to describe getting really angry and falling in love at the same time?

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  24. shackusa

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I’ve never punched a bird when sober but this fucking bird…

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  25. TheWhiteMandarinDix

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    BIte it,rook. Make him look like a dick

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  26. ThesAndman6672

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    If the video stopped with the piece in his mouth then I would’ve just thought he was gaining weapons.

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  27. heard_enough_crap

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Asbestos houses visible, must be Sydney. Probably around Kirrrawee?

    “Nice house mate, shame if something happened to it. Opps, this pice just fell off”

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  28. YourShittyGrammar

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    They’re upset with your apostrophe usage.

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  29. Exemus

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Cockatoo’s what? And how do you know his name is Cockatoo?

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  30. BurtanTae

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    “A Cockatoo* is”

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  31. Teamnofap37

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Love the background, where do you live?

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  32. ThemancalledX

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    You need a pellet gun my man

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  33. Killerdak

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    You need a trained hawk carrying a snake!

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  34. goodgirlgonebadsf

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    That bird is kind of a jerk!

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  35. keyupiopi

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Gangsta Bird: ‘Whacha looking at, punk!’
    ‘Oh oh oh my beak slipped.’

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  36. All__Nimbly__Bimbly

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    What a dick.

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  37. KBlackworth

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Lucky you! Sydney is beautiful.

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  38. De-Hond

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    There, whatcha gonna do about it bitch? ~cockatoo probably.

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  39. staceyperalta

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I’m sorry but I would’ve gave him a nice flick on the head

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  40. IAmTheOneWithThePlan

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    cockatoos are cockacunts tbh

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  41. blackpanda9

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Your window separators are fake? I’ed be mad too.

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  42. sean__christian

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

  43. INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Where do you live that Cockatoos just fly around outside in the wild?

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  44. ElBravo

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Don’t go to bed with no price on your head,

    Don’t do it.

    Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

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  45. roostercreek10

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    What country do you live in?

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  46. dassub

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hehe

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  47. glockRonin23

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Is it outside of the window? I have questions.

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  48. Stegs75

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I hate these things… my cousins used to lock me in the room with the crazy one they owned when I was “bad”. Called the damn thing Judge Michael lol

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  49. The_Rowan

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    It is so pretty. But then it has the mindset that it will take this house down one piece of wood at a time, so that makes some complicated feelings.

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  50. notjoanofarc

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Uhh… yeah. Um, I’ll just… okay. This is mine, yeah. I’ll just put this over here… Jk. Lololol. This one.

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  51. Nintendobandit

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    “Fuck this thing in particular. “ *YOINK*

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  52. Blindedbythemoon

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    A cockatoo bit my nose as a child, the owner let it sit on my shoulder and of course I let it because I thought it was cool. Stupid thing to let a child do.

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  53. NiKReiJi

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Dick…

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  54. Giraffeasuar

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    That gif gave me motion sickness

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  55. joker38

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Looks quite nice where you live.

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  56. raeventura

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I didn’t know cockatoos flew freely in the open. In my country people buy them and keep them as pets…

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  57. Hayleycakes2009

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    “I will tear this fort down piece by piece by golly” – this bird, probably

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  58. TMR9001

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Looks like it has googly eyes

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  59. djmere

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Buy a BB gun. Problem solved.

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  60. Wilgrove

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    I take care of a Cockatoo as part of my business, I swear they are just assholes with wings.

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  61. 9001

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Don’t use an apostrophe when you’re only pluralizing something.

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  62. krystalBaltimore

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Get a spray bottle and put a bit of vinegar in it and spray that asshole. If that doesn’t work, punch him!!

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  63. Catchingtrees

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Cockatoos

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  64. bri789

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Does homeowners insurance cover cockatoos? Asking for a friend

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  65. r361k

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Can you shoot them? Go buy a strong BB gun or something.

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  66. hotwifeslutwhore

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Could you hang some parrot toys? Like a parrot mirror for instance? I used to have an umbrella cockatoo. I miss her!

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  67. shackusa

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Everyday

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  68. jakelongg

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Literally.

    Reply

  69. Anonymous

    November 29, 2017 at 4:01 am

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