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  1. Landog893

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    The shading on the top and bottom makes even creepier

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  2. airborne_tortoise

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    My dad’s joke, my entire life, EVERY SINGLE TIME we ever passed a cemetery:

    “You know how many dead people are buried out there? …,, All of them.”

    EVERY
    SINGLE
    TIME.

    For the record: I’m 40. And he still does this.

    That’s a lot of dedication to a dad joke.

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  3. tbone-not-tbag

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Almost as good as…they are all just dying to get in there!

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  4. salutishi

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    My dad makes the same joke!

    And the cemetery is just down the street from my parents’ house, so every time it comes up he goes, “Isn’t that great? Our neighbours are so quiet. We haven’t had a problem with them in the 30 years we’ve been here.”

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  5. mollymoomoo79

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    My father would always just casually say “quiet neighborhood”. It happened every single time we passed one, and now I find I’m saying it to my kids.

    The eye rolls are wonderful.

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  6. WittyUsernameSA

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    I’m not even a dad and I make dad jokes. Like to think I’m getting ahead of the game, honing my skills.

    Might try this one, be sure to knock em dead.

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  7. somethingr8

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    My friend would always say “we’re ‘dead’ centre of town” casually when driving through a new area. And I’d be like “really?” And they’d always lol. Guh.

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  8. pikaisoncrack

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    lol

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  9. DrEpileptic

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Nice to meet you Fuck you, I’m also dad. I didn’t know there was a man sharing my name!

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  10. spinandflux

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Winner

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  11. y79

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    As silly as it may sounds, one day, when he’s gone, you will cry hard every time you pass something that triggered his jokes.

    And you will wish, you will wish, with all your heart, in between those sobs as you cry, to hear him say it one more time.

    “Just… One… More… Time…”

    “Please…”

    “And this time I promise I will laugh at his joke.”

    So, laugh at his jokes while you still can.

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  12. Narfubel

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    This is mine now.

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  13. GoodScumBagBrian

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    My go to cemetery joke is I’ll ask the kids “you know they are putting a fence around this graveyard?” “why dad” “because people are dying to get in”

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  14. Sweet_Taurus0728

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    GENIUS!!!

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  15. SydneyCartonLived

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    …I see dead people…

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  16. Rebzo

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Few years back I was sharing a ride with a coworker, we’d pass by the cemetery and he’d say “things are bad around these parts, everybody’s dead”. Poor guy is buried there now

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  17. LolFlamethrower

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Because they’re just dying to get in there.

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  18. D3LT40N3

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    stealing this thx

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  19. iammyselftoo

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Dad jokes generally just make me groan, but this one really made me laugh.

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  20. afoxygrandpa

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    Do you know why they put fences around graveyards…because people are dying to get in

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  21. SomeGuyWhoMakesFilms

    November 8, 2017 at 2:02 am

    So he was…DEAD serious was he?

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