Florida Man causes 0k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as “Alice Wonderland” and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it. | Amazing Articles
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Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as “Alice Wonderland” and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it.

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Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as “Alice Wonderland” and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it.

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11 Comments


  1. Odica

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Makes sense. Giving false information will sting a bit harder, though. It is Florida, though, and perhaps that is his real name.

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  2. Azorahizzle

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    How rediculous. A caterpillar would know nothing about forklifts.

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  3. HarlanCedeno

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    It’s Florida. For all we know, they might actually have hookah-smoking caterpillars.

    Although I feel like if they did, they would have elected one Governor by now.

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  4. wolfej4

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Again, my city making headlines for the dumb shit people do.

    This is the same city with the pantless woman that drove into Waffle House, and the woman that left her dog in the parking lot of this exact same Walmart for like 13 hours.

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  5. rj20876

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    If I were the arresting officer I’d definitely confiscate his drugs. For, you know, uh, evidence.

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  6. PandaBae

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    I mean if Absalom taught us anything it was to listen to him.

    Reply

  7. flycatchersmusic

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    I believe him. He looks trust worthy

    Reply

  8. LizzieCLems

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    In my county. -.-

    Reply

  9. twistedcheshire

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Last I checked, the caterpillar doesn’t share his hookah with bags of flesh.

    And he is surely not Alice.

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  10. Smoldero

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    …gotta love this guy a lil bit

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  11. AliceFaere

    August 13, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Giving us Alices a bad name 🙁

    Reply

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