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  1. matthew28845

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    The best part is that it’s the god from Family Guy

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  2. Phantom0591

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    😛

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  3. luxollidd

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    literally god of neckbeard there

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  4. THE_PROFFESOR111

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    r/niceguys

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  5. PigMasterHedgehog

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    The fact that this has not one but *two* shitty and unnecessary captions seals its grave in the r/comedycemetery

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  6. TheAluy

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    oh fuck i can hear the mob of /r/incels behind us, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

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  7. Stathes

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

  8. My-REDDITacct

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    So God sends women a potential mate they’re not sexually attracted to, expecting them to sacrifice their standards and make it work? Hmmm…. pretty sure that God cares about a woman’s physical preference in a man too. Smh, neckbeards and nice guys are such babies.

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  9. DynamicDK

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    /r/nicegods

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  10. BrolestBrolin

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    >Girl from ad for pay-to-win browser game

    >God from Family Guy

    Truth confirmed

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  11. OctopusPoo

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I want to downvote this on principle

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  12. Old_Army90

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I have the power of God **and** anime on **my** side!

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  13. mmotte89

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I thought I was on r/dankchristianmemes and expected the punchline to be “Jesus”

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  14. P8II

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    -Get friendzoned.

    -“I’m a gift from god and she’s blind”

    I don’t think it works like that.

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  15. Praxis8

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    “Stupid, shallow chads think they’re God’s gift to women. Can’t believe how narcissistic they are! Why can’t women see that I’M God’s gift to women?”

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  16. willfc

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Crazy thought, maybe you are just friends. Womp womp

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  17. Flyberius

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Imagine being this shit at getting the ladies and this shit at computers (just look at that artifacting).

    What a sorry existence you must lead. I imagine gamergate is the only option for them now.

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  18. ToyBoxJr

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    😂😂😂 TRUUUUUU

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  19. silence_hr

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    This is a new one

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  20. 168hoursofreddit

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

  21. Alarid

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    “God, do the same thing but give him a spine.”

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  22. bullcrap4u

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I posted this in r/comedycemetary 18 hours ago.

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  23. Jangolite

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    😛

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  24. Starwarth

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    God is a photon – Sheldon cooper

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  25. WarWeasle

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    You mean Jesus?

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  26. Andarann

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Why couldn’t a friend precisely do what she asks for ?

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  27. morales1212

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    If she said no to the neckbear then it means that he didn’t fulfill some of her needs.

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  28. nintendude7cubed

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    It’s funny how many people are obviously involved in these kinds of horribly unfunny inaccurate neckbeard memes. Take this one for example. You have one basement dweller who posted the center two frames, then a second guy sitting in his nest thinking this is such a stroke of genius that he has to hit Ctrl+c with his Doritos caked fingers only to paste it in Microsoft paint, and put “god is right”, but not before removing the 9gag watermark in order to claim points with the fellow neckbeards. As if this wasn’t enough effort for a shitty meme, we have yet a third bottomfeeder who thinks simply agreeing with this post and clicking the built-in share to Facebook button isn’t enough to attract attention from his next victim, so rinse and repeat from before, but even amazingly even less effort with the usual cryptic “:P”, as if he’s talking directly to the chick who isn’t charmed by excessive creepy 40s style attempts to “woo” her. Who am I to talk about effort though, I just made a rather lengthy comment on the whole matter. It just intrigues me how far these people can go up their own asses about women without even going outside.

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  29. kwirky88

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    My wife and I are in our mid thirties and have been together since high school, going on 17 years. Both of us believe that the friends our age who still aren’t hitched aren’t willing to sacrifice anything. They don’t want to be accountable to another person the way that’s required for a long term relationship.

    They don’t have to be wearing a fedora or a cheap corset either. There’s just something about them that makes them train wrecks when it comes to relationships.

    Some of them have accepted being single and lead happy lives. The ones who haven’t, and aren’t willing to change themselves, are miserable.

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  30. bigfish86

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Hahahah

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  31. Alexxandria

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    /r/niceguys would appreciate this.

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  32. thomasjulius

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    This is totally logical if you believe god is a bearded man floating on a cloud.

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  33. SmarchHare

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    ‘understands her needs’…

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  34. RomanovaRoulette

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Um, clearly he doesn’t make her feel special enough, since she only feels friendship for him. Why don’t neckbeardy NiceGuys ever think logically? Did anyone of them ever recieve any kind of formal education?

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  35. Mobilematt1

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Is the implication that the women should fuck Jesus? I don’t think that is how this works.

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  36. baeb66

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I think you mean the Flying Spaghetti Monster is on our side. Abrahamic god is for plebs.

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  37. colbycheese2316

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    You act like pussy is the greatest thing in the world. Its overrated, have you ever tried shrooms or mdma? Exponentially more rewarding than sex.

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  38. Purobuckle

    November 14, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    What’s wrong with this post, it’s correct. She got a man that made her feel special but she only likes him as a friend which is perfectly fine, this happens all the time in real life.

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