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  1. TheCactus0

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Red: Come on, high roll! avoid an argument!

    Yellow: you cant just roll to avoid an argument, are you trying to persuade her? or lie to her? or are you doing a charisma check against her will?

    Red: uhhh *checks character sheet* oh, can i use intimidate?

    ~~Yellow~~Blue: *smirks* lets try that and see what happens

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  2. pleymo1

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Nothing’s better than a couple spiced potatoes, a rainbow bowl, and a nice game of O&B.

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  3. momo1329

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I always wanted to play d&d but never had any friends to play with. Finally I replied to a craigslist add from a dungeon master looking for new people to play with. I told him it was my first time and I was kind of nervous, he said it was okay, he was a firm but merciful dm and as long as I followed his rules I might enjoy myself while I learn my new role. I should have made sure we were both talking about dungeons and dragons before agreeing to meet up….. That was an interesting weekend.

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  4. wagedomain

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    In case you haven’t seen it, check out Humans and Households:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVC6-Bohqk

    Short series of videos about a group of D&D characters who play a game called Humans and Households, and have to figure out our world. They interact with our world the way we interact with things in D&D and it’s awesome.

    It’s by Dead Gentleman, a group that made another HILARIOUS series of movies called The Gamers:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSynJyq2RRo

    Don’t let the production quality throw you off. This is hilarious if you play D&D. There’s also two followup movies. The first is called The Gamers: Dorkness Rising, which is a continuation with better production quality. The next is The Gamers: Hands of Fate which is a Magic the Gathering spoof.

    They have a webseries, but it continues AFTER the movies.

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  5. Jgflight86

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    That’s pretty clever!
    * critical fail * “Your wife wants a divorce.”

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  6. zomboromcom

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    What do you mean I haven’t memorized Find Keys today? I hate Vancian mnemonics.

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  7. theslyder

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    This feels like such a “I do a syndicated cartoon in the paper, and I’ve got a joke about a game I’ve never played” kind of joke.

    Obviously I’m not saying the artist never played D&D, but it really has that “sunday morning paper” vibe to it.

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  8. OantiNtheistE

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    When fantasy creatures play /r/outside.

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  9. Muh-So-Gin-Knee

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Silly dragon. There’s no way to avoid an argument with a woman that wants to have one.

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  10. BlindfoldedNinja

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Then you always have that one guy in the group that just doesn’t get it.

    “I breathe fire on him and eat him.”

    “You can’t breathe fire and he’s too big to eat.”

    “Then I unhinge my jaw and eat him raw.”

    “Humans can’t do that.”

    “This game is bullshit!”

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  11. Cyae1

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    “Because you’re beautiful & only attempting a shot at you could serve to ease everyone elses insecurities……?”

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  12. tkdestroyer2

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    This doesn’t make sense when the dragons are in houses, too. Maybe a dungeon would be better.

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  13. selkirk08

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Pretty sure foxtrot did it first guys, http://imgur.com/JTTSOqO

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  14. BleachedJam

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I had a party member who was a bugbear wizard. He was a huge nerd and played “humans and highschools” in his downtime. He got myself and our druid to play as well, much to the annoyance of our other three members. He even made us minis. Eventually he burned to death, I keep some of his ashes in a necklace still.

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  15. Maraval

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Sometimes this game breaks out in the middle of REAL D&D.

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  16. Macievelli

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    r/forwardsfromgrandma

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  17. lYossarian

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Alan Moore did this joke in the short Smax miniseries. There were some [Hobbit equivalents] playing a game called “Malls & Muggers”.

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  18. Link2Liam

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    My group from years ago made an in game game called ‘ diners and drunkards’ with classes like line cook, server and bartender. We gave each other stats and played ourselves.

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  19. FartsFartington

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Okay so here’s what gets me about D&D:

    I played for maybe 6 weeks, while I was out of work due to an injury.

    There were dungeons. There were so many dungeons. But not once a dragon. When do the dragons come???

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  20. IlatzimepAho

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Offices and Bosses is better

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  21. Ace-of-Spades88

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I love the genuine look of concern on Red Dragon’s face.

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  22. Rocketai

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    So, they play The Sims?

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  23. toadallyfroggincool

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Another great variant is Malls and Muggers

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  24. TwistedPurpose

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    So… Fiasco?

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  25. dogbert730

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    For most humans the response is more like “Oh HELL yeah! I knew holding onto that +3 pointed comment would come in handy. I’m gonna one shot this bitch!”

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  26. bakakon1

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I want to try and play this game but sadly couldnt find people in nyc. anyone?

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  27. jeebus224

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    See this is why I’ve managed to stay single all this time.

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  28. ExtraPlus

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    This got a good hearted exhale of air from my nose

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  29. Captain_PrettyCock

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    This reminds me of the farside comics for some reason and now I’m thinking about how much I miss those.

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  30. sonicz3r0

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

  31. NotTheMira

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Should be in a dungeon.

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  32. UNAMANZANA

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Good for Ord for making new friends.

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  33. cashmuney02

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I’d say:

    babe, babe. Everyone except you loves your hair. Don’t listen to Cassandra. She’s a ho, and she doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Besides she can’t keep a man, amirite? You’re the most beautiful woman in my eyes. And i would never ask you to change.

    Bam!!! Perfect evasion.

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  34. bobgabb95

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Dude I fucking live for this shit

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  35. suninabox

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    They could have called this “Houses & Spouses”, but they didn’t.

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  36. IM_ALiiive

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    [LET.S PLAY Existential Crisis and Dragons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=137Ei0C3Vdg)

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  37. CuthbertsRevenge

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    They should be playing in a dungeon!

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  38. Offdetish117

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    The comic strip ‘Foxtrot’ had a story line with this exact premise and game title, which makes me think this guy stole it.

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  39. saoirse24

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I have a shirt with the houses and humans thing, but instead of this comic it has really detailed drawings of the dragons sitting around an equally detailed table.

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  40. HarmonicMinor36

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Let’s hope he doesn’t roll a “do I look fat in this?” card.

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  41. rbc20

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Why are they not in a dungeon though?

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  42. russ226

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I’d play the shit out of this.

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  43. Managicall

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    When is the release date?

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  44. Reiizm

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    They should be in a dungeon

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  45. dan5138

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Humans and homelife

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  46. spiderhendrix

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    why arn’t they playing in a dungeon

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  47. resont

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    There is amazing video done like this by polish yt channel G.F.Darwin

    I know, it’s in polish but it has **english subtitles** 😉

    https://youtu.be/yynZyj4OWNQ

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  48. Hakkai_Requiem

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Old but gold

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  49. Robotmassacre538

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Wait, if humans play Dungeons and Dragons in a magical world as humans, elves, etc.

    Then would that mean dragons play Houses and Humans in a modern world as dragons, wyverns, etc.

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  50. Nfld_Legend

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Alright, you only have to roll a 21 with no bonus’.

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  51. Fourhand_451

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    /r/comedycemetery

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  52. RenfXVI

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    These are chromatic dragons. There’s no way they’d concern themselves with humanity. That’s the domain of metallic dragons.

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  53. ACuddlyVizzerdrix

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I was playing a game with friends once we were fighting cowboys outside of a mine, I ran in and killed one but was at 1 HP and had to wait till my next round to heal but I was able to take cover behind a tree, then one of the enemy cowboys threw a stick of dynamite at me, rolled a good on the throw so it landed at my feet, I did an acrobatics check to try and get out of the way, I passed with a 20 every one flipped their shit, DM wasnt to happy though, he rolled to see what happened, I threw it back at the cowboys and rolled for the throw barely made it by 2 of them, then got a 20 for damage killed them both.

    DM: “BUT, BUT, BUT, HOW?!?”

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  54. esterator

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    love it

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  55. Etrigone

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

  56. Noodle3312

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Why do these dragons trigger a nostalgia feel in my brain? They look familiar.

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  57. SenatorConfer

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I’ve never understood how these RPGs worked. I’ve played video games like Final Fantasy or Pokemon, but never a real-life RPG

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  58. Okesa

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I’m still playing it. My character keeps getting resurrected, but always wakes up in shackles in the castle dungeon.

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  59. fried_chicken_hitler

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I’m playing my first DnD game this evening!

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  60. Tyflowshun

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    r/dragonsfuckingcars “Dragons Fucking Chars”

    Okay I thought it’d be funny. It certainly isn’t the same but hey…I tried.

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  61. kopecs

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    “Does my ass look big in these jeans?”

    *rolls 20*

    “Yes honey, but that’s how I like it”

    *Smooth talk bonus*

    “gain a power buff the next 5 turns, WOOHOO!”

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  62. sockalicious

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Green dragon is speechless

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  63. faRawrie

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

    I prefer the Offices and Bosses module.

    Reply

  64. Anonymous

    December 8, 2017 at 1:05 am

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