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  1. itsdripping

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    If you play as a female character you can get delivery quests from Haley with a unique template. If the stars align you can get [this message that gives a similar joke.](https://i.imgur.com/5chzYZI.jpg)

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  2. thr33beggars

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    I’ve been bored on craigslist enough to know that Abby probably isn’t a real person

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  3. IAMATruckerAMA

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Nothing nsfw about this.

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  4. pogimon805

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    I don’t know if this makes it any better, but it’s not a vegetable she wants…. it’s a “[fish](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Super_Cucumber)”

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  5. WraithCadmus

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    But Abigail best waifu, so you should do it.

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  6. d9l9mut

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Same reaction when the Mayor asks you to bring him truffle oil for “something he doesn’t wanna talk about” and then asks you to leave immediately after you give it to him. This game is weird and great.

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  7. OinkersBoinkers

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    FYI, this comes from a game called “Stardew Valley” which is pretty much an extremely well-polished 16-bit Harvest Moon clone where you work on your farm. r/im14andthisisfunny material.

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  8. ZynoT

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    You leave my wife alone

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  9. Sagacity06

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Shes going to turn it into a pickle.

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  10. Ferl74

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    You might not think it matters, but it’s really a big dill.

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  11. Infinite3ntropy

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    I shit you not I got one that said this:

    FOR GIRLS ONLY: pssst I need a super cucumber… you know what it’s for. Keep it secret okay?
    -Haley

    I died. I definitely meant to post it but forgot about it until now. You know those game developers knew what they were doing.

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  12. thudly

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

    Which hole she stuffs the cucumber into.

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  13. suprtommyman

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    *knows what a Super Cucumber is in that game*

    Dear God she’s freaky.

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  14. Nerdking80

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    To think I married this whore.

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  15. lordhellion

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    This is still only half as controversial as the only black character in town asking me to grow him some melons…

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  16. cbost96

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    What game is this?

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  17. Esteedy

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Stardew Valley!

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  18. Sigmatangent

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Country girls make do

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  19. zergjuggernaut44

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    These gems pop up when a game is made by one guy.

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  20. Never-be-Ashley

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    If you are playing as a girl it says something to the effect of ” LADIES ONLY; I need someone to bring me a super cucumber… you know what it’s for”

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  21. Krytten

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Will a Chub do?

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  22. _GameSHARK

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    It’s worth noting that this is referring to a sea cucumber.

    That’s a living creature, not a plant. Abigail is into some weird shit.

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  23. CantCatchMeUnawares

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    How is this NSFW?

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  24. thevideogameraptor

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    And she’ll probably want to preserve that to make it effective for longer. How would you go about preserving vegetables, because what she’ll use them for is unhealthy for them.

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  25. keimarr

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    So this must be the one…the one that inspired a skin/mod for this game

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  26. DonutDestroy3r

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Great game

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  27. ohdin1502

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    No joke, where’d you find this.

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  28. Here4-the-memes

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    I think the NSFW part is the ad for high quality “seeds”

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  29. Exuhgen

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Why nsfw? She just needs some groceries, I’d also be happy if someone got my groceries for me 🙂

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  30. Maverick-13

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Cu-Cumba!

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  31. JohnDeen

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    What we think, we become.

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  32. Andrewk824

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    I know from experience Abigail really likes that Super Cucumber. That’s why i married her. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  33. The_Crimson_Fvcker

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Omg yes

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  34. FallenAngelII

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Godammit, Abby! Stop cockblocking Jimmy!

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  35. TheRealNightfire

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    >Super Cucumber

    First thought was Larry Boy from Veggitales. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  36. ffireb4llz

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    This is NSFW?

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  37. Gatecrasher26

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    And you can get Pierre’s seed for $50 a shot

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  38. ElectroGale

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    High quality seeds!

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  39. thegodofwow

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Next thing you know, one of the guys is going to be asking for a Grapefruit.

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  40. Cpt_FuzzyFace

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Surprised she didn’t ask for a rock to “eat”

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  41. TheAtheistOtaku

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    least it aint a coconut

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  42. lydess

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    High quality seeds ehhhhh……I’m lonely.

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  43. Mattsuo

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    NSFW how?!?

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  44. Riptide559

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Where the fuck do you people work where this is NSFW?

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  45. Bluenosedcoop

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    You’re living a pretty sheltered life if you think this is even remotely NSFW.

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  46. dorritotown

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    dae mark as nsfw for more le upboats!11!

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  47. Kantz_

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    (Without any knowledge of the source material) The way I look at it, this could be interpreted in three different ways.

    1.) Super Cucumbers get you stoned.

    2.) Super Cucumbers are Peni

    3.) Super Cucumbers are a nutritional vegetable (Least likely)

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  48. Nightmare_Pasta

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    High Quality Seeds Indeed

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  49. ahighkid

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    My wife in that game. BEST BELIEVE I gave her that cucumber, baby

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  50. alligatorterror

    September 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Is this animal crossing?

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