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Hold my avocado, kids

Hold my avocado, kids

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  1. 14th_Eagle

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    r/fellowkids

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  2. GrapeChineseFood

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hold my avocado while I look up this article on the SnapChat.

    Reply

  3. khjohnso

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    What does that even mean? Aren’t they always talking about how we love avacado?

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  4. cardboardtube_knight

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    They took the phrase from a tweet. So it’s not something they made up.

    https://twitter.com/kennethn/status/895036508163276801

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  5. I_love_pillows

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hold my nostalgia, I’ll blame any random change on the “millennials”

    /s

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  6. Catsniper

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    They are right sort of, not in a way they think though, we are saying it ironically RARELY

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  7. InspiredBlue

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Literally the only people I’ve heard so obsessed with avocados are people talking about how obsessed millennials are with avocados

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  8. 86806

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    I, too, like Smite.

    Reply

  9. Fat_kid_with_cake

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    that would actually work pretty well for Californians

    Reply

  10. Thingsgotscarey

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

  11. six2midnite

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hey avocado me that beer!

    Reply

  12. TheTigglion

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hold my coconut would be a better fit imo

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  13. TONewbies

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Sellout millennial here trying to make enough money to buy more avocados
    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074R29DKH?ref_=pe_2196150_146773810

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  14. aum-noster

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hold my weed would fit better

    Reply

  15. blueburn654

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    That’s pretty funny and very accurate of the white hipster, imo.

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  16. bigmeech85

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hold my avocado while I kill Applebee’s

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  17. jzillacon

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    I really hate time magazine because when I was in highschool there was a project I was doing and a particular time article seemed like appropriate research material, but in order to read it they wanted to force me to subscribe. Like, fuck that, I’m not going to pay twenty bucks for a single nintey year old article that was only for a minor school project.

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  18. Bkermit

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Saw F. And spiff, then realised who posted this. What are you doing outside of /r/smite?

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  19. karma_trained

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

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  20. TalkinPlant

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    New catchphrase about an avocado? Not in front of my salad.

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  21. ANoiseChild

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Don’t hold it for long, it’ll brown in your hand.

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  22. sebastianstclair

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    How is this a white person thing?

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  23. BonGonjador

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    I bet OP doesn’t even wear an onion on their belt.

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  24. werwhtwepretendtob

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    White people problems…

    Reply

  25. Pope_Pius

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    what the fuck are those millennials thinking?! Avocados don’t grow on trees

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  26. buttaholic

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Nobody told me we were looking for a viral catchphrase. What the fuck, guys!

    Reply

  27. Ol_Avocado

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Or “Hold my guacamole and watch this” I like guac

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  28. nliausacmmv

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Self-fulfilling prophecy I think.

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  29. cgoughy

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Saw the tweet was liked by F. & spiff and figured it had to be cando farming karma

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  30. kidmaciek

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    “Viral”, “millenials” – cringy journalism starter pack

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  31. ShiversTheNinja

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Maybe they saw someone say “hold my avocado, I’m going in” in response to a Reddit “-aroo” link.

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  32. KookSlam007

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Hold my avocado toast while I kill the fast food industry

    Reply

  33. phantom11287

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Someone make a sub named after this.

    Reply

  34. Merouxsis

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    I prefer hold my beer

    Reply

  35. disenchanted_youth

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    Our might friend the Avocado

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  36. hoody5566

    August 12, 2017 at 4:29 am

    FAKE NEWS!
    We promote 🥑 toast.
    Hold my 🥑 is a sex move look it up.

    Reply

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