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  1. Je_pedo

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    CPU= Christ Protects Us

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  2. G0nad_

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Does he turn water cooling to wine cooling?

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  3. strongcoffee

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    And Jesus said unto them, “/shutdown -r -t 259200”

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  4. Sco0bySnax

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Surfer Jesus had to shape up and get a full time job

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  5. gmills187

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Hey it’s this guys birthday soon, neat!

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  6. [deleted]

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    [deleted]

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  7. vaasi

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    This is extremely high quality.

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  8. ThatFag

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Damn, Jesus looks pretty good in that shirt. Now I wanna see Jesus in all kinds of modern clothing.

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  9. another_one_bites459

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    My PC died , and I didn’t know why , so I shut it for 3 days and ran it again and it worked , turns out that the ram had moisture and it dried after 3 days

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  10. suso_lover

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    JESUS SAVES… his files and documents.

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  11. ke_0z

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Saved this meme for Easter, could be worth a lot then.

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  12. dotJack

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    My laptop had a shitty GPU and an awfully temperamental CPU with shitty thermal paste I couldn’t replace myself, (it was a horribly put together laptop that you couldn’t open up without taking everything apart – thanks Fujitsu-Siemens).

    I was trying to record a warcraft 3 let’s play years and years ago. At one point it overheated and shorted or did something wonky. Glitched out blue screen of death and complete non responsiveness.

    Tried turn it on but got nothing, hid it in a drawer. Three days went by and I thought, why not try one more time, maybe I’ll see some error code that might help me since I just lost my only pc and a bunch of memories and documents that I had no copies of including school work.

    It booted with the tiniest resolution you can imagine for a 19 inch beast of a laptop. Screen was glitching like mad but it was working. Copied all of my pictures, university work, some save games and important legal documents (because I was dumb and didn’t have backups) onto an external drive. Ejected it securely and removed the drive.

    Once I clicked OK on the ‘device has been disconnected properly’ dialog box, another glitches out bsod and it reacted no more ever after.

    Tl:dr.

    My laptop pulled a Jesus and save my soul.

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  13. Fatso_Wombat

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Jesus never lost work though.

    He saves.

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  14. biscuit_gravy56

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    I prayed but it would take three days for jesus to answer the escalation ticket from the service call.

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  15. trsam

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    God damn it. But I love it.

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  16. blisstime

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    But first, put in a ticket for Jesus. He likes that.

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  17. Baked_anne_frink

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    I am going to submit this as a ticket to my IT today.

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  18. ryusomad

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    God Squad.

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  19. leenfant

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    🅱️lasphemy

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  20. Natetendo83

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Not only that, but when he is all done with his work Jesus saves.

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  21. nathanberry

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Now THAT’S what I call a dank christian meme.

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  22. 90sMemelord

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    RNJesus or techGod?

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  23. redoubledit

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    That is too good.

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  24. siandresi

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Works for me must work for everybody

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  25. JustANormalGuy2_0

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    That’s not Pennywise…

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  26. Hankipanky

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    But, did you make sure to hold the reset button for exactly 10 seconds?

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  27. svayam--bhagavan

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Maybe life is a simulation and jesus is one of the coders and god is the CEO.^^/s

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  28. jerrygergichsmith

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    ###***FATHER!!***

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  29. TotesMessenger

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    I’m a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

    – [/r/linky_links] [IT Savior – r/dankchristianmemes](https://www.reddit.com/r/Linky_links/comments/7jjp9c/it_savior_rdankchristianmemes/)

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  30. Hodor_735

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    No but I told enough people for a really long time that it actually worked and now they listen.

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  31. Supes_man

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    It was less than **two days**, roughly 36 hours.

    Died Friday late afternoon (most say around 3pm.) Was dead all day Saturday. Came to life again sometime between Saturday evening and early Sunday morning at the latest. So 28 hours on the short end and 38 hours on the long end.

    It’s always bugged me people are wrong on this, he wasn’t dead for three days, he ROSE on the third day, that’s very different.

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  32. KingClam2

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Thanks blonde Billy Mitchell!

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  33. Just-Call-Me-J

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    A three-day fast from the computer?

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  34. Kylearean

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    When I worked in IT support many years ago, having an annoying customer “disconnect their modem” was a really easy way to get rid of them.

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  35. stillphat

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Excellent study advice.

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  36. Vilelar

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    C++

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  37. mrpoopi

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    If you owned a Mac Color Classic this was a legit solution.

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  38. lisha333

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    No but for 3 seconds I have

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  39. mrdeadsniper

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Jesus Saves! And makes regular backups!

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  40. Slip_Freudian

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    As a purveyor of dank memes. This is dank!

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  41. AshSluice

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    What’s a computer?

    **Sent from my Iphone**

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  42. schmart

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    First front page visit ever! Thanks all 🙌
    And thanks to whoever gave me gold!

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  43. Soulfultick

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Wtf

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  44. Spanks_Hippos

    December 13, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    dank

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