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Not sure which is worse, the product’s design or the store’s security

Not sure which is worse, the product’s design or the store’s security

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  1. merkins_galore

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I worked at a store with a display like this. The magnetic lock just had a metal pin inside. All you had to do was take the hook off the display and turn it upside down to the pin would unlock.

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  2. OmegaSilver

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I think the security might be worse.

    At least the phallic USB charger doesn’t lead to crime.

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  3. nlamber5

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Neither.
    The object’s shape is a result of its purpose. It needs to fit firmly into a round hole so you get a cylinder with tapered edges.
    The security is not there for a cheap adapter, and it’ll work just fine for that presumably more expensive item a few spots back.

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  4. Long-username

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    It’s for the item in the back, I’m guessing that the blue stuff is misplaced

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  5. Ozg1408

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Jesus what area is that in that they have anti theft devices on a usb cig charger.

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  6. F0restGump

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    What the hell does this have to do with net neutrality?

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  7. FreeRangeAlien

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/mildlypenis

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  8. IHateHangovers

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    $7.99 or $3.99?

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  9. Dishevel

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    The sad truth is that this form of security will work against 100% of the people stupid enough to steal a USB car charger.

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  10. onetruemod

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    ASK

    FOR

    HELP

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  11. MistressChristina

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    It’s not a crappy design if it’s posed for the photo . . . Next time photoshop out the items in the back that the security tag is actually for LOL

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  12. BastRelief

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I’ve always said colon generated electricity can save the world.

    Or at least light up my fancy tail butt plug for the next Burning Man.

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  13. jfk_47

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Tbh… you can see there is a real product behind those two chargers.

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  14. kingeryck

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    HELP!

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  15. DrCarlSpackler

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Clearly the shape of that item gives people ideas about how to smuggle it out of the store…

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  16. shart_in_cabo

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    A veiny, triumphant bastard.

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  17. jamesjedwin

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    How about that net neutrality though.

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  18. markercandle

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    when I worked for a store that sold electronics, I used to do these if I couldn’t find pegs without the security part. Also, those security pegs are reserved for high priced items so it looks like a customer(or you) put those two chargers in the shelf.The ones behind it look secure.

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  19. Keelin123

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/mildlypenis

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  20. mhonkieys

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    It is but a plug, for usb.

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  21. AboookhTheMaster

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    A double post!

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  22. Animal-Kingdom

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I don’t know, that shabby chic paint job is pretty nice.

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  23. tasty_hotdog

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    A twofer!

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  24. scratchyNutz

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Does it come in pink?

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  25. Isitfood

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    .. Or they tapped into a whole new market! Penetrating consumer needs in multiple ways!

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  26. papa_blesss

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    The worst thing is that they’re locking something up that costs $8.00….

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  27. ShoeLace1291

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    The store should be the ones asking for help.

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  28. tiramichu

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Ask for help.

    “Help, I need an adult!”

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  29. clujano802

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Looks like rite-aid, I used to work there. Awful.

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  30. IHateSpiderMan

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I guess, BOTH

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  31. socialcommentary2000

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    5 cent car charger for 10 bucks.

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  32. vwaexperiance

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Or the price for something they have security on.

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  33. Am_Navi_Seel_Mann

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    /r/mildlypenis

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  34. wannabe_brazilian

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    /r/NotMyJob

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  35. lonelypanda

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    It’s not normal to have that many veins. Uh, right guys…right?

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  36. georgy000

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    The elusive double whammy

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  37. harmyb

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Penis

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  38. Harambe-_-

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    /r/mildlypenis

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  39. gibsurfer84

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    The charger belongs on /r/mildlypenis

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  40. lowlife9

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Not only that but the paint is all cracked.

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  41. StanleyOpar

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/mildlypenis

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  42. fractiousrabbit

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I feel like the store manager who decided to do this has a “Beware of Dog” sign on his house. His barkless completely kibble free house.

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  43. ldgzx3

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Yes i would like the penis shaped usb for… ahhh…. charging purposes

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  44. Mythical_Muffin

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/mildlypenis

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  45. zerotrace

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    It’s only $3.99 – Someone stacking shelves probably needed a free peg and just used that one without removing that tag thing.

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  46. your_readingthis_lol

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    $3.99 or $7.99?

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  47. skydivingtortoise

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    At my store we have items on security pegs in cardboard boxes.

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  48. Keirris

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    We call it, security theater. You probably won’t try and swipe it so it works

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  49. jjban

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Looks like the Things ****

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  50. speedsam

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    R/mildypenis

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  51. buildmeupbreakmedown

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    It’s even veiny…

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  52. soparamens

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    What’s wrong with the product design?

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  53. MrCatFace8885

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Do you want to get kinky with your car? Well now you can, with the dual USB car charger dildo! Now with built-in vibrators! Buy now! It’s only $7.99!

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  54. _kellythomas_

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Fine Life

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  55. Kitkat_the_Merciless

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Those security tags can be silently popped off in under a minute.

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  56. ObliviousLlama

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Someone following the mantra of retail; fuck it.

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  57. LPatHD

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/lossprevention

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  58. Ardinius

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    The products design is so obscene it *works* for store security.

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  59. crv163

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    “Can someone help me lift the green penis USB charger off the rod please?”

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  60. Ian1732

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    That’s not an anti theft measure, that’s life advice.

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  61. Fishtails

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Help.

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  62. Gypsy246

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    How long until we see an x-ray of one of these up an arse?

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  63. Zxyzo

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I thought this was a butt plug at first glance.

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  64. carterja

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    so.. this really IS dual. looks like a mini rubber dong

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  65. adeep7

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/mildlypenis

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  66. spacefoodsticks

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    HELP!

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  67. GracieLouSunshine

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    😂😂

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  68. rGedos

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Hahaha once I encountered one of these (the item I wanted was actually secured though). Cashier gave me a pair of scissors and told me “you know what to do”. Stood in the aisle for a good 5 min trying to cut the plastic bit in two with cheap craft scissors before I realized the scissors was for the packaging tethering it to the bar.

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  69. NutellaMobster

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Looks like someone’s not been moisturising.

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  70. Betyoudidnt

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    You can actually pull those off really easy or at least you could when I worked in retail.

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  71. nuublarg

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I… uh, would not want cracked skin down there…

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  72. JYPark_14

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    r/mildlypenis

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  73. ADrewciferG

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    If you squint really hard, it still looks like less of a dick than Ajit Pai.

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  74. Ostratego

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    By “help”, the store means “purchasing advice”.

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  75. McGr00ver

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Double whammy! This is the best post on here I’ve ever seen

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  76. Rowdy_Spectre

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Not really much you can do about the design. All car chargers need to look like a dick because of the system they serve. The security though is very very laughable.

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  77. mechchic84

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    We got a box of condoms once from Wal-Mart that was in one of those big stupid plastic security cases that has to be opened at the checkout. The cashier couldn’t seem to get it unlocked and kept loudly banging it back and forth in a motion quite similar to jacking off. It was quite funny and somewhat embarrassing. Eventually she had to take them to customer service where a few other people yanked on it like they were jacking off the condoms. There was a huge sigh of relief when one of them finally busted it open… It was a weird night…

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  78. koolkiddd

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Probably because they know people will use it as a butt cock

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  79. doomrah

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    We were on a carnival cruise and needed a card for the camera. They had a setup like this and they didn’t have the key. I proceeded to show them, ummm we don’t need a key. I ripped it off the rack and paid for it.

    I’m pretty sure the employee was like wtf I should probably bring up this flaw since these are worth $50 a piece.

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  80. saltcreep_

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Where the hell would you need security on a $3.99 item?

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  81. Drclaw411

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    There are different products behind the two usb chargers. Those products have full hangers, and you’d need to have the security device removed to get them off. Somebody just put those two chargers in front of them in order to take the picture and bask in that sweet sweet karma.

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  82. ArisuKiti

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    This post is Gold 👌

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  83. JoeyFatz

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    I hate to be the jerk pointing out that the security tag is clearly for the package behind the green dildos but, meh…

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  84. phoxmike

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    WAAAAAAAAAIT! The gig is up those boxes are covering the actual secured boxes behind them look at the hooks!!! TBH that would t matter either the item prob wasn’t meant for there

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  85. sicksixsciks

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Looks like a vibrating charger.

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  86. ThatGabe

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

    Audio car charger.

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  87. Anonymous

    November 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

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