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Probably not going to my LGS today.

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  1. MoonE513

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Someone took the departure of Mardu Vehicles a little too hard…

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  2. BartWalmart

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    [[Daredevil Dragster]]

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  3. SickBurnBro

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    What’s the driver’s favorite set?

    Gatecrash.

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  4. Judge_Todd

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    *Darn it, I took a wrong turn at PT Albuquerque…*

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  5. Disney_Prince

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Don’t leave cars in cards

    *EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! XD*

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  6. redd0nno

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    crew cost = 1 lgs

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  7. KWNewyear

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    [Scene: Pastimes, approaching closing time]

    Pastimes Employee: “It’s getting late. I should probably start getting things cleaned up…”

    ***CRASH***

    Driver: “Hey, do you have any SNES Classics remaining?”

    Employee: “We’re not that kind of game store.”

    Driver: “So that’s a no then? Thanks for nothing.” *Driver leaves*

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  8. SriLankanButtwolf

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Looks like the store was van-dalized.

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  9. ant900

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Cars seem to be attracted to gaming stores.

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  10. MistaaSnake

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    When your kids soccer game is at 6:00 but FNM starts at 7:00

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  11. pacolingo

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    [[Juggernaut]] can’t be blocked by walls.

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  12. xdavisxx

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I work at pastimes and these jokes are great. Keep em coming, free bricks to the best comments! Tonight is draft night, Bricks will be in the prize support

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  13. PaladinJohn

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Cool, Odyssey’s back in stock.

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  14. MoreSteakLessFanta

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    “Hi I’m Billy’s mom, are his games done yet?”

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  15. obelix88

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I thought you could counter vehicles.

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  16. Stormry

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Well seems like as good a time to add the drive-thru window as any now…

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  17. Army88strong

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Oh shit! That’s my LGS when I’m back home from Uni. At least, I am 99% sure it is. Pastimes in Niles, Illinois. The car was fortunate enough to miss the brick and mortar pillar outside of the store but still. The fortunate thing is that the area it crashed in was used as a living room. Mostly a couple shelves with pop funko figurines and DnD material and a couple couches. Hopefully no one was sitting in the area when it happened. I say fortunately because if it hit the other side of the shop, you crash through the diplay cases and checkout area where there is more likely people standing.

    Edit: the tic tac toe board on the table and the angle poster next to the judges station in the center back. Yup. Definitely my LGS. Holy shit

    Edit #2: [Here are some update photos provided from the Pastimes FB page](https://imgur.com/a/CGTzl)

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  18. thixotrofic

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    That firefighter: “Well, there’s your problem.”

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  19. Magikarp_King

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    “Did I miss the pre release?!”

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  20. johnjust

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    There have been a lot of these lately – more proof that 86% of people (official number) with licenses probably shouldn’t have them.

    Joking a bit, but seriously – a lot of people on the road are nuts.

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  21. TheHarridan

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    [[Mini-van]]

    … welp

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  22. IAccountForStuff

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Oh damn, that’s my LGS too. In Illinois. Why couldn’t it go through the Walmart next door?

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  23. ElceeCiv

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    [[KIA, the Crashing Van]]

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  24. Blackout28

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Mini Van – 4
    Crew 3
    When Mini Van attacks, destroy target LGS.
    5/7

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  25. draw2discard2

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    It must be a disappointment for regular Pastimes customers that they only get a midsized car crashing into their lgs. At big Pastimes events like GPs they provide us with a whole train. Loyalty is not rewarded anymore.

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  26. Linhasxoc

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Man, same thing happened to the wine store I go to a few years ago. Smashed everything all over the floor. WTF is wrong with people?

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  27. fairywinkler

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Your store was Vandalized

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  28. Derpala_

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Guess some people can’t wait for the future where cardgames are played on cars.

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  29. YoureABull

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Thought this was going to be an FNM promo post.

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  30. Barbarosa1

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    This happened to a local card shop in my city. My buddies were in the shop playing EDH at the time, then suddenly car through the front of the shop.

    Like any EDH player, after looking at the car for a few seconds, they went back to their game.

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  31. Rchmage

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Did you know they found them in a pile years later?

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  32. goodgamergames

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Bet their favorite set is Zendi*kar

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  33. okayfrog

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Looks like the testing phase of Unstable is going pretty well.

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  34. KR4N1X

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    As a DnD and magic player, this picture makes me want to say things like “now roll for initiative”, “critical hit!”, and “the store rolls a nat 1 on its reflex saving throw”.

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  35. ukemi-

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    FNM: Friday Night Minivan

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  36. DaDurdleDude

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I hate the double-sided tokens as much as the next guy, but a boycott seems a bit extreme.

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  37. FiliusIcari

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Oh no I love pastimes! I’ve never been, but it seems like every other time I order something from tcgplayer it comes from them, and I never have any complaints. Hope everything gets fixed quickly!

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  38. GeminiJedi93

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Holy shit, I go to this pastimes in Niles

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  39. itsgeorgebailey

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    minivan man needed to get those scarab gods

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  40. k0zmir

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Who was crewing that vehicle?!?!? a pirate monkey?!?!

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  41. d00mt0mb

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Why my LGS has concrete poles outside the entrance.

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  42. Journeyman351

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    What new vehicle is that? Seems really busted.

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  43. SirZapdos

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    The driver is almost certainly not a 3/1 for 2 that scries. Not a Veteran Motorist at all.

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  44. Wildfire66

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I want to know what Zack’s reaction was to seeing that

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  45. outsidethemox

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Hey, i made it to FNM early. Got a KILLER spot, it’s practically INSIDE the store!

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  46. dkelahan

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Im impressed that they estimate opening that soon…

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  47. carbondragon

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    First The Deep here in Huntsville and now this. Stop recklessly crewing your vehicles, people! ^Yes ^I ^know ^he ^had ^a ^seizure…

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  48. Princess_Glitterbutt

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    My LGS was going to build an awesome gaming cafe in the space next to them – until a car drove through their store as well…

    Is this some weird Kaladesh promotion?

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  49. Blitzfury1

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Goddamn Vehicles Meta.

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  50. justanotherzach

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    A Pastimes event is going to be late…I’m shocked /s.

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  51. alphasquid

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Any update on why the car was driven into the store?

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  52. scratchsticks479

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Good thing it’s Thursday

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  53. Field_Sweeper

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    That right there is the ultimate rage table flip. “Oh you wanna counter my reanimate? hold on one second…”

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  54. kodemage

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    it’s Pastimes, who hasn’t wanted to do that to them at some point?

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  55. elpablo80

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    i was just there the other day. It’s normally too far away. Looked like a nice store.

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  56. Stealth100

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Idk why this always happens to games stores.

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  57. TheWalkenDude

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Well. Alright then!

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  58. ProxyDamage

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Maybe he thought it was a drive thru store…?

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  59. -Usernamed

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Ouch, man I know we can make plenty pf spicy puns but that was some persons livelihood right there 🙁

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  60. TemporaryInformation

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Is it me or does this seem to happen to card stores with unusual frequency?

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  61. kungfuesday

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    That’s some vandalism.

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  62. staffinfection92

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Have some fond memories of this place. I’ve since moved from the area but hope everything gets fixed okay!

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  63. HiroglyphicCat

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Thats my store.

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  64. Deranged_Hermit

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Guess they heard Mana Drain was being reprinted in Iconic Masters

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  65. Isthiscreativeenough

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

  66. Skegeton

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I thought the days of [[Gideon, Ally of Zendikar]] driving cars was over

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  67. bestryanever

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Yeah, looks like you missed your ride.

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  68. kiwies

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    the worst part is, there was 3 shelves, 2 couches and several tables in the path that car traveled.

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  69. -xhad

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    hopefully it didn’t destroy any cards like the expensive ones in the display cases

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  70. puntmasterofthefells

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    This is why my store has 4″x4″ concrete traffic stops anchored by rebar. (Lawn/garden store but still)

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  71. saraleecupcake

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    I hope the jackass get sued. it’s a sad day.

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  72. goblins_though

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    “Unfortunately” may be just a bit of an understatement in this case.

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  73. mkgref

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    This should not be entirely unexpected, as Pastimes is located next to Walmart.

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  74. A_large_load

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    [[Cultivator’s Caravan]] found a use

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  75. mproud

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Crew 1 is devastating

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  76. DoomedKiblets

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

    What the hell… sure hope that happened when no one was there and no deaths or injuries. Insane.

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  77. Anonymous

    October 13, 2017 at 10:54 am

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