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  1. 30-xv

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Sick burning pun > girlfriend

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  2. werethosepotbrownies

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Did she reply?

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  3. gunnerxp

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    That was stone-fucking-cold. She couldn’t even be angry with that it was so smooth.

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  4. Valoid

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Holy fuck

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  5. NoClueDad

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    “Nice belt.”

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  6. i_am_banana_man

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Is there a sub devoted to people getting mercilessly destroyed like this?

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  7. ScaryCherries

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Clever lad.

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  8. Daleemax

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Jesus fuck I didn’t know this was r/Watchpeopledie

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  9. fatalreflex7

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I came back to this 10 hours later and I finally got it. I’m an idiot

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  10. Vegan_Thenn

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I don’t get it. :/ Someone please explain.

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  11. prayers-to-above

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Caroline! She’s mighty fine, but mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time, and the other half either got you cussed out or coming up short.

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  12. IveAlreadyWon

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Oh shit. I felt that burn from here

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  13. Overlord1317

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Bah gawd, that woman had a family…

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  14. postalman

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Savage

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  15. MaxStout808

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    UN-S-S-STOPPABLE!

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  16. DrOptick

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    So does anyone know the punchline to the joke she was gonna tell? I’m all too curious to know, but far to lazy to Google.

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  17. doogbynnoj

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    r/chargeyourphone

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  18. giwhS

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Cold blooded

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  19. jmasc1

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    HELLO 911? ID LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER

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  20. Joshiebear

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Savage.

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  21. nuggynugs

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Jesus, that’s literally too good. So worth the lost lead. Internet points are far more important than getting laid.

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  22. LosExpendables

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    [Man alone in an apartment talking to his cats 30 years from now] “And then I said her line right back to her! Dude, it was *sick*!”

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  23. MarcelRED147

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I love this guy. If I was witty enough I’d *be* this guy, fuck getting a date it’s all about the jokes.

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  24. Adriangee

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    while putting a condom on the girl said to me “oh safety boy are we”, I replied instantly without thinking “dam right , i have no idea where you have been”, She got up and left so i wish i had kept my mouth shut but looking back it was funny 🙂

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  25. adaiyf

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    She looks 12 though did anyone notice that lol

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  26. GruntledVeteran

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I don’t want to live in a world where that didn’t work. I will continue my life believing that he was the hero in his story, because he was the hero in mine.

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  27. DixonCyderBox

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    “Nice belt, fuckface” – Doug Benson

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  28. the_poopetrator1245

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Savage as fuck

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  29. comanon

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    /r/ChargeYourPhone

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  30. Ant-Acid

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Sweet Caroline

    Good times never seemed so good

    I’d be inclined

    To believe they never would

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  31. cdavidmad

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    …but what did the zero say to the right?

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  32. TalPistol

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

  33. tincolor

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Charge your battery for fuck’s sake!

    Reply

  34. pyro43ver

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Sliding into dms 101

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  35. amberino75

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    What is a dilf?

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  36. dognow

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    dayummmnn

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  37. whynotzoidberg24

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    DAMN!!!

    Reply

  38. x19DALTRON91x

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    God amongst men.

    Reply

  39. Mrka12

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    That was fucking beautiful. Holy shit I love you.

    Reply

  40. GryphonMane

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Snaaaaappppp

    Reply

  41. MichaelMyersFanClub

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Your battery level is making me uncomfortable.

    Reply

  42. DTaH_Flux

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    What a legend.

    Reply

  43. BlizzStaff

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    She’s just taking those jokes from the YouTube series you laugh you lose, dad jokes

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  44. PirateScales

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Wooow

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  45. dsled

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    How did this happen? This is amazing.

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  46. drleeisinsurgery

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Nice Belt

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  47. TaurineLine719

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Daaaamn

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  48. furnatic

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Fuckin’ Bravo!

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  49. BJUmholtz

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    He should definitely stick that picture in the magic mailbox.

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  50. theboomboy

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    He’s good

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  51. 06flash

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I feel really stupid I don’t get this can someone explain?

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  52. hildoditler

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Holy shit

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  53. NateDawg24

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    FUCKING GOT HER

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  54. trez63

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    He might be a Jedi!

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  55. garrettkrueger7

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    too good

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  56. LordoftheDabs

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    The gold always comes right before your phones gonna die..

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  57. Dr_Legacy

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    rekt

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  58. youwontevenbelieve

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I can feel the burn from here.

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  59. royalv4

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    No one gonna talk about how young the girl looks??

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  60. HeyitsFerraro

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Can i be friends with OP?

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  61. zomanda

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    NICE BELT! One of my most favorite jokes ever!

    Reply

  62. totallyanomalous

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    OH I GET IT

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  63. _Mephostopheles_

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Okay but she fucking *looks* eight. And I don’t mean on a scale of one to ten, either.

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  64. longhorn2015

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Rekt

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  65. TyrantLeo

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Charge the damn phone.

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  66. lordpuza

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Did she get dilfed by the dilf meister

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  67. 420throw666

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    this burned so much that I had to go into the bathroom and splash water on my face

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  68. cherie0819s

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Is it bad if I say I didn’t get it?

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  69. apullz

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    I’m still not getting it, she is the 0 and he is the 8? How was this decided? By quoting her sentence from the beginning? I just don’t see the connection 🙁

    Reply

  70. Anonymous

    August 3, 2017 at 2:10 pm

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