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  1. MisterGayUnicorn

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    “you can wash mine next” my God that is right on.

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  2. stardate2017

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Don’t forget those ripped up old linens that you’ve saved as “washcloths” just for this occasion.

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  3. SilasDG

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Washed my truck by hand a while back because car washes never get the crap in the crevices (windows edges, door edges, etc). Plus on a good day it’s a relaxing activity you can take your time with.

    Had multiple different people come up going “oh people still do that”, “why don’t you just take it to a wash?”, etc. One of them wanted to debate the merits of washing it yourself vs having it washed. All I could think was “it’s in my driveway, why do you care?”

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  4. CaptainKate757

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Meanwhile, in apartment living:

    *”We aren’t supposed to wash our cars in the unit parking lot, you know.”*

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  5. mydrunkuncle

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    One of my favorites

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  6. 9volts

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    There aren’t many safe ways to break the ice with people you don’t really know but desperately need to be on good terms with other than lame jokes, car talk, or agreeing that the rain last night sure was good for the lawn.

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  7. Warthog_A-10

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    This reminds me of the time Dennis and Mac moved to the Philly Suburbs:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgO0tgWNWYs

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  8. one-punch-knockout

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    I laughed out loud but also got envious that I can’t laugh and play and spray like these imaginary neighbors and their playful but slightly aggressive dog

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  9. BittyMcBitBit

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    That balding dad with the beard also needs to have a beer belly and be wearing shorts and sandals

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  10. hashcrypt

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    “Hot one today, huh!”

    -Wally

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  11. Scizo1

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Don’t forget that weird itchy feeling you get on your skin from the water and the heat

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  12. shadowbanpegged

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Spraying the doggo this is 10/10

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  13. Cunnilingusaur

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Forgot the dish soap instead of proper car shampoo

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  14. turdmogrol

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    You seem to have forgotten “floating popsicle sticks and leaves in the stream it makes along the curbs”

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  15. Akira1364

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    what if she actually wants you to ahem, “*wash her car*”, because she is a lonely widow?
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  16. Kubrick_Fan

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    WARGBBLLLRRRGG

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  17. ArceusBlitz

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Accurate asf

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  18. Dreamerlax

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Lmao. Bang on.

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  19. Gatedelay

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Haha, I drive that car in the middle.

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  20. Ascended_

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    add paint swirls and this is 100 percent accurate

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  21. Emerald_Rain4

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Wish mine next is the only thing I’ve ever seen

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  22. SoFuckingBoosted

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    How is this even a thing.

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  23. N0T_thebadguy

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Yay, I think I’m middle class!

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  24. [deleted]

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

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  25. Silvystreak

    August 21, 2017 at 4:27 am

    This is very specific to a certain kind of people that I’ve never seen before.

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