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  1. Shitpost4lyfes

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Yeah… as if anyone who would buy one of those would get the chance to use it.

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  2. FCKWPN

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    What, you need more? Okay… I turned my dick into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job.

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  3. newgraves

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    “Does not break when used vigorously on a plush or Pillow”

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  4. drummerisme

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    And I’m sure they are totally licensed and approved by Harmon and Roiland.

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  5. Opcn

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    That’s gotta be a copyright violation.

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  6. Rum_N_Napalm

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Pickle Dick!!!!

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  7. abadenoughdude42

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Every day we move a little further from God’s light.

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  8. TheWhitestOrca

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    This is such a missed opportunity. He should’ve put the condom on a pickle.

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  9. SteelRooster

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Well that’s surely staying in the package.

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  10. Loreki

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    But Rick and Morty fans are too smart for sex!

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  11. Bird_Lad

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    It’s weird that everyones associating Rick and Morty with neckbeards on here. The only neckbeard I know hates it. Judging from the people I’ve met I’ve always associated it with raver types who trip a lot.

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  12. OMGWTFBBQUE

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Great, I’ve always wanted my dick to look absolutely terrifying!

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  13. nothingnewaboutblue

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    This is such a shitty idea. The face would rub off and eventually you are just wearing a dark green and probably poorly made condom.

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  14. ryantwenty1

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Just to make sure you don’t get your VCR pregnant

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  15. User_1101101

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Guess we gonna get a new Kickstarter Crap

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  16. CouldNotLoadUsername

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Hey I mean I guess it’s an effective way of birth control, no woman would ever come near you with this!

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  17. PlasmaGruntWill

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Manufacturing will be easy, you’ll only need to make them in small

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  18. Fullmetalmedusa

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I’m asexual now thanks.

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  19. Belephron

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    If I ever felt like taking the time to get hard and put a condom on explicitly so me and my potential partner can laugh at how insane a person would be to put Rick’s face inside someone, then yeah sure I’d use that.

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  20. Dallywack3r

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    This is all a conspiracy by the Church to promote abstinence because there is no way in hell anyone would want that abomination inside their bodies.

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  21. dodobrains

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Finally. Condoms that will fit a micro penis.

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  22. cotsy93

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    “And are you using any form of birth control?”

    “Yeah I’m using these PICKLE RICK CONDOMS, I’M PICKLE RIIIICCCCK!”

    “OK so I’ll just tick not sexually active.”

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  23. reap3rx

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I’m out of the loop. While I wouldn’t buy Rick and Morty condom, when did liking that show become a neck beard thing? It’s a petty funny cartoon I think, not the best but pretty funny

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  24. Deathowler

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Man I hate this so much. I really like Rick and Morty but a small part of the fanbase is so toxic it’s putting me off

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  25. Nacho-51

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Do you think God stays in heaven for he too fears what he created?

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  26. Lamar_Scrodum

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Probably one of the few times we’re using a banana for scale has backfired

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  27. GEVAARSWART

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    burn it down

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  28. TheMaStif

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Amazing!

    When you finally get to the point of needing a condom, you pull out a condom that will likely ruin your chance of using it…

    Genius!!!

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  29. samoangerman

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Why are they asking for $5000 dollars

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  30. suchawombat

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    HER: “what…is that?”
    Him: “PICKLE DICK!!”
    IQ 9000.

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  31. MomSmellsLikeVodka

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I don’t know that your partner laughing at your dick is really the interaction most people want right before sex, but maybe that’s just my bias.

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  32. Cynistera

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I’d buy a pack.

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  33. Visimicus

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Mk…. I’d buy because that’s hilarious. The eye roll would never end

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  34. kamlnskl

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I’m dickle rick!

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  35. kingslayer990

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

    I’M PICKLE REEEEE!

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  36. Juicejitsu

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    IM PICKLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  37. Doomed_Predator

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    this is turning into mlp: back to the future edition

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  38. Tancrad

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Even people with autism, can have sex.

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  39. Psychotron7x2

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Wow, these guys are well on their way to becoming the most obnoxious fan base ever.

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  40. BaronVonBeige

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    CONDOMS BELONG ON HOME-GROWN AMERICAN COCK, NOT SOME MEXICAN BANANA

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  41. gdrex

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Dickle Rick!!!!!

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  42. chillmonkey88

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Rubadubadubdubdub amirite guise?!?!?!?!?

    Ricky and Mort are life.

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  43. winslow730

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    to be fair anybody who finds this funny shouldnt be reproducing anyway

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  44. Ewbsy

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Like a chocolate tea pot

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  45. P0werBlackout

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I’M PICKLE DICKKKK!!!!

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  46. lookaboveyou

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    how is it legal to sell another companies merchandise?

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  47. acme76

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Better fill them with some sauce.
    The fandom never gets the chance for std.

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  48. GloryHawk

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Women of Reddit please tell me that if someone pulled one of these out there would be no sex?

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  49. CipherPol0

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I’m sure I’ll make a fine addition to their collection of expired condoms sitting in their underwear drawer at their parents house.

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  50. RatherDignifiedDandy

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    They are really overestimating the “size” of the clientele.

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  51. seaflapflaps

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Pickle dick

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  52. farthingnothing

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    IM PICKLE DICK!!!!!

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  53. SynisterSilence

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    ITT: the highest IQs

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  54. fucktardskunch

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Good let’s get those insufferable twats from soiling the earth with more of themselves

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  55. kittens4cutie

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    …Jesus Christ…

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  56. HanzoSpiritWolves

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    For this audience, I would suggest pickle rick socks, they’d probably be used more than condoms

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  57. Oroschwanz

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    This makes me want to stop watching the show

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  58. wired89

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Autistic sex intensifies

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  59. Chckyrsix

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    The surprising part is that it only has 21 backers..

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  60. GrizzlyLeather

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    So anything Rick and Morty is for and by neckbeards?

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  61. MeanMustacheMan

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    These people are never getting laid.

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  62. aBattleBorn

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation – his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existencial catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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  63. [deleted]

    October 11, 2017 at 10:07 pm

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